Buddy DeDog — Founder & Chief Executive Problem Solver
Raised on the streets of South Side Chicago, Buddy built his empire with charm, hustle, and a suspicious amount of confidence. Now he runs a fully legitimate security operation… mostly. Buddy handles high‑level clients, celebrity events, and any “situations” that require a tailored suit and a steady stare.
Knuckles McGillicutty — Deputy Chief of Enforcement & Disagreement Resolution
Born in Ireland and exported under questionable circumstances, Knuckles brings old‑country grit and street loyalty. He met Buddy shortly after landing in the U.S., and the two bonded instantly over their mutual talent for making problems disappear. Knuckles handles muscle, backup, and anything where intimidation or an Irish accent is considered an asset.
Penny DeCat — Surveillance Specialist
Elegant, quiet, and suspiciously well‑trained, Penny is the eyes and ears of the operation. No one knows much about her past, except that she arrived one day with a folder of classified‑looking documents and refused to explain anything. She specializes in reconnaissance, stealth entry, and staring at people until they confess things they didn’t do.
Porkchop Pete — Muscle & Heavy Retrieval
A stocky bulldog who solves problems by walking through them. Pete rarely talks, but his presence alone reduces most conflicts by 73%. He specializes in asset retrieval, door‑breaching, and lifting heavy things Buddy doesn’t want to touch.